I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
