Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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