This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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