Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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