My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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