Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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