I think I just saw someone hide a body.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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