Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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