if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
