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(201): View more from New Jersey

now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone

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(515): View more from Iowa

he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up

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(520): View more from Arizona

Clearly I made an impression.

(404): View more from Georgia

Or at least your vagina did.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

That's the best idea I've heard all day.

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Or a taco

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.

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