I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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