I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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