I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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