I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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