Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
BRING THE BAGELS
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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