WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
tell me about the fingering
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