Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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