If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I understand Curling. That high.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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