how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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