Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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