did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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