Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry sylverbullit hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(515): View more from Iowa

i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.

Fav 22 1190 4649
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.

Fav 3 2022 900
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

Fav 10 1636 2221
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...

Fav 8 2568 1232
share tweet
(763): View more from Minnesota

Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.

Fav 5 1152 1703
share tweet
(201): View more from New Jersey

Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

Fav 30 7405 1217
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?

Fav 6 1531 924
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(361): View more from Texas

u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."

Fav 1 555 462
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

i think i just naturally attract stoners

Fav 0 25 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT