As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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