please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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