Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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