we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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