But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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