I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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