But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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