So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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