Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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