In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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