Your dad touched me again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
