So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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