my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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