dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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