Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
