we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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