I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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