Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
