I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
ttyl tear gas
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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