Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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