There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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