It's Friday. Sex?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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