i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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