Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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