this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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