She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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