If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
