But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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