You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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