YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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