This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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