WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
