what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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